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These JSON memes got me feeing like some junior dev out there is upset because they haven't read and understood the docs.
"true"
You guys have docs?
The code is my bible.
The schema is this SQL statement
Yes, I know the field isn’t nullable in the database. I’m asking you what you are sending me, jack——
(Directed at a colleague)
This isn't even an issue of middle ware sometimes. It's just... Knowing the DB. And I rather not spend time learning when you can just make docs
You guys can read?
Timing is about right for it to be a batch of newly minted CS grads getting into their first corporate jobs.
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