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This reads as satire to me I think
No, it's real. It's a greentext. It's real ಠ_ಠ
Yes, would you listen to this Jerkface? They speak the truth!
It's still real to me, dammit!
I’m going to steal your hover car battery
It is very obviously satire of the fat acceptance movement.
They just inverted the genders and kept the rest of the analogy and lingo as similar as possible.
Does.... Does anon not believe there's such a thing as fat men?
Nobody says all men's bodies are beautiful, healthy, sexy, desirable, ect. Lol, they would immediately and rightfully be told to stfu.
Yes this is satire but unfortunately people like this do exist. As for the why, they are seeking validation