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[–] [email protected] 90 points 7 months ago (40 children)

Antibiotics aren't for viruses. Cold air doesn't make you sick. Tongues don't have "taste zones." Muscles don't have memory.

And because you threw up for one day, you didn't have "the 24hr flu." You ate something bad or someone didn't wash their hands. The flu is short for influenza, which is a respiratory virus, which typically does not make you throw up and shit. More likely it was the dodgy gas station sushi.

Let's keep going...

[–] [email protected] 19 points 7 months ago (6 children)

gas station sushi.

One day I WILL buy sushi from a gas station. I just want to be able to say that I have done it.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

I like how everyone bitches about gas station sushi, but the hotdogs being kept bacterial-paradise-warm on rollers until the end of time are A-OK.

[–] sangriaferret 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Hotdogs have so much salt that bacteria can't live on them. Science.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Bacteria have standards!

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