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[-] [email protected] 127 points 2 weeks ago

War is for pussies

Real men talk out their problems without violence

[-] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago

Sometimes war is brought to your door.

Recent ones: Gaza. Ukraine.

[-] [email protected] 22 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah

Started by fucking pussies

Defense isn't war.

War masquerading as defense is for fucking pussies

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

War is two sides fighting. By and large one side is always on defense. By your strange definition of war, it would only be when two sides simultaneously agree to attack each other because they each decided to conquer the other at the exact same moment.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Defense can still be war.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Putin is deepest pussy.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Because that worked out so well in this exact case, Neville Chamberlain?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Hitler was too big of a pussy unfortunately.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You turn the corner to see a skinhead beating your dad with a baseball bat. You have a gun. Walk us through your next moves.

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