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[–] [email protected] 128 points 4 months ago (3 children)

War is for pussies

Real men talk out their problems without violence

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Sometimes war is brought to your door.

Recent ones: Gaza. Ukraine.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Yeah

Started by fucking pussies

Defense isn't war.

War masquerading as defense is for fucking pussies

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

War is two sides fighting. By and large one side is always on defense. By your strange definition of war, it would only be when two sides simultaneously agree to attack each other because they each decided to conquer the other at the exact same moment.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Defense can still be war.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Putin is deepest pussy.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Because that worked out so well in this exact case, Neville Chamberlain?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Hitler was too big of a pussy unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You turn the corner to see a skinhead beating your dad with a baseball bat. You have a gun. Walk us through your next moves.