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[–] [email protected] 86 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Realistically, however long it took for someone else to notice you were doing it and call them.

Source: had the cops called on my friends and I multiple times for having foam sword fights in parking lots at college. Apparently people from a distance thought actual fighting was going on. Not sure if that's a testament to our acting or their poor eye sight.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Tbh how often do you see someone sword dueling lol

[–] [email protected] 34 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Every. Fucking. Day. Honestly, being the Highlander is exhausting.