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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Yeah maybe. Doesn't seem to stop redneck fathers of teenage girls in conservative states. They consider it a rite of passage for fatherhood.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

My FIL did a gun cleaning night when I was first taking his daughter out on dates. Had 3 guns disassembled on the kitchen table and let me know they'd be reassembled by the time I brought her home. He's a really nice guy, but yes, that shit is "normal" in the US

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 month ago

It isn't normal, the weirdos just think everyone else acts like them.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Back in my college days I was picking a GF up from her dads house and walked up to him sitting on the porch with a rifle in his lap. He was cool with me but it was still awkward. I was just like "......... shooting stuff?". "God damn squirrels won't stay out of my garden".

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I had a high school girlfriend whose dad pulled that bullshit. I realized quickly that I didn't like her enough to deal with that level of crazy.