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ways to close vim (discuss.tchncs.de)

submitted 2 years ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] Jakylla 39 points 2 years ago (3 children)

            
              Unplug the computer
Shut the house electric safety switch down
Cut the electricity pole nearest to the house
Bomb the nearest electricity distribution post

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 years ago

nuke it from orbit. it's the only way to be sure.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Wait for a sufficiently powerful coronal mass ejection to collapse the global electric grid

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Simple and easily explained."

[–] Jakylla 1 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure I can learn my grandma to put a fork in any socket to close Vim, no prior knowledge needed