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Frist of all, why are there condoms in the food second why are there 3 of them?
One for the shaft and one for each testicle
Duh .. we all learned this in sex ed
Exactly. My balls secrete sperm like a maple tree. Don't yours?
Do you regularly cut your balls then?
When they're in season
Right after saying “I can do the sex good!”
The only question is, one at a time, or all at once?
That depends.
39 and under crowd - "Wanna go again?"
40 and over crowd - "I'm going to need at least that many breaks."