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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a typical everyday average British morning (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] funkless_eck 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Queen's dodger can mean

someone who lives with the queen
someone who performs crimes on behalf of the queen
someone who finds those called for the draft but have not registered on behalf of the queen

Which is it?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Surely a fruit filled biscuit is another possibility.

[–] funkless_eck 6 points 2 months ago

"fruit"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Also someone who fringes the ring quite unlike any other.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

someone who lives with the queen

Surely that would be the Queen's lodger?

[–] funkless_eck 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

rhyming slang, me ol China

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But in rhyming slang, you use the non-rhyming word (e.g. "china" = "china plate" = "mate")

[–] funkless_eck 1 points 1 month ago

well if you google it you'll find it.