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Man who calls women "females" hopes to one day be allowed within 500 meters of one (chaser.com.au)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a sentient homo sapien, I find myself inexorably drawn to the olfactory stimuli emitted by the female of our species, which invoke an unparalleled sensory euphoria within the neural pathways of my encephalon. 🧐

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Give yourself some credit! You were able to write that sentence and post it on the internet, so you're sapient, not merely sentient!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

And with one hand, too!