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[–] [email protected] 61 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Any wedding where the bride is allowed to speak, and wear clothes, is doomed to fail.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Brunt...FCA

You just read that in his voice

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

hyoomahn feeemales

[–] mindbleach 1 points 6 months ago

Kinda got one built-in.