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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I also wear Tevas( sandals) ! Of course I also haven't had a date in years...

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Because you're happily married, right?

Right???