this post was submitted on 15 Jun 2024
553 points (100.0% liked)

196

17133 readers
3140 users here now

Be sure to follow the rule before you head out.


Rule: You must post before you leave.



Other rules

Behavior rules:

Posting rules:

NSFW: NSFW content is permitted but it must be tagged and have content warnings. Anything that doesn't adhere to this will be removed. Content warnings should be added like: [penis], [explicit description of sex]. Non-sexualized breasts of any gender are not considered inappropriate and therefore do not need to be blurred/tagged.

If you have any questions, feel free to contact us on our matrix channel or email.

Other 196's:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

A 700km (39000 inches) long Penissee needs a whole lot of KY jelly.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

No, your delicious KFC would surely slide off if you lubed up.
No-one would want to eat it if it had been on the floor.