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the "anti-sex' bed (i.imgur.com)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Look, I'm a kinda fat 30 something dude, and I just do kegels and edge and I can fuck for like 45 minutes solid. Athletes waste all their time exercising non-erogenous parts of their body. If gooning was an Olympic sport, I'd take the gold.

Tl;Dr: Don't have sex with an Olympian, have sex with me.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago

Please expand this to about 1000 words and you got a new copypasta goin

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

haha hiiiii

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

"If I barely move my body I can last for a super long time. The trick to longer sex is less exertion, all these people getting sweaty and tired are doing it wrong"