this post was submitted on 14 Jun 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

So your partner can rest safely from having to tell you they have a headache tonight.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

No no no, I mean why do I gotta have a bed to have sex?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

To give your partner something to clean up afterward?

Just kidding. That’s borderline misogynistic. It’s so you can easily roll over and fall asleep after the intense 30-second marathon you just “ran”.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Oh no, a marathon is to be had. I enjoy some toys sir.