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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Who fucking told the international press!? This is so embarassing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Don't worry bruv, we got plenty of Buldak over here in Flensburg. We also have cheap beer. Flensburg's entire economy is propped up on Danske penge, so please come over.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don't worry Denmark is an embarrassment just existing

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

Is it?

Edit: Look, as a wise person once said there's two things I won't tolerate. 1) Intolerance if someone's culture, and 2) the filthy Danish.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

No I actually think denmark is pretty cool but they do talk funny

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Wasn't the original quote by Nigel Powers about the Dutch?