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[โ€“] [email protected] 148 points 2 months ago (2 children)

MORTIFIED. So thoroughly distressed he got his picture taken to be in the Mail.

[โ€“] Lucidlethargy 8 points 2 months ago

Absolutely DISPERAGED to find the therapy seems to be doing an alright job. Very unhappy with the service, he is telling everyone he "definitely doesn't recommend how amazingly effective it is, especially since there's not a kickback for referrals. He HATES it, everyone!

He does not, in any way, still have a micro dork that gives him constant issues. No way, guys. No way.

He just bought a Cybertruck, in fact. It's amazing. It's so great. His penis is fine, everyone. It's not inverted at all when he thinks people are judging his ability to perform. It's absolutely throbbing, everyone! It's all great. Go buy a Cybertruck!