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[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What a mad lad. Is it possible to learn this power?

[โ€“] MeDuViNoX 2 points 5 months ago

I guess just move your bed to the middle of the room and wait until you get used to it. I'm not sure about the subconscious/sleeping part... Maybe it'll just happen naturally over time?