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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is stuck in a rut (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] aBundleOfFerrets 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Suck dick for a living. Much more free time.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I prefer to be choosy about the dicks I suck

[–] aBundleOfFerrets 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Ok then no more gaming for you mr. wontsuckdickformoney

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

That's Ms Sucksthechoicestdicksforcashonly to you

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not what I heard

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

😘

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I can't really be bothered to do my own marketing and STD vetting.

[–] aBundleOfFerrets 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Get a pimp

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Amazon sell those?