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It freaks me out every time I see it on my rig with the damn bloated ass drivers now.
I'm supposed to be clean. But it feels like computer herpes.
In reality 2/3 or more of the world population has it, but nobody wants to admit or believe they do despite science saying differently lol.
Uhh I don't have it
Uses arch btw?
I don't sadly, my work software only supports Win/OSX. I recently had a BIOS update failure (thanks ASUS) and had to use a live Linux distro to recover my system data though!
Yep, that's helped me recover if you crashed Windows machines over the years
Have you had more than 1 partner? Has your 1 partner had more than 1 partner? Congrats. You got the herp.
Did you grow up in a household where your parents kissed you? Congrats, you got the herp.
Do you hate cost efficient frugal computer parts and have only ever had 1 sex partner that also was a virgin from households where they didn't kiss their children? Congrats, you might not actually have the herp.
https://www.who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/herpes-simplex-virus
https://www.cdc.gov/herpes/about/index.html
Haha actually... https://pcpartpicker.com/user/captain_ender/builds/#view=9LDcCJ
Unironically don't have cmd prompts or spyware search engines. But that's not hard.
Fuck you got that rig or it's a dream?
Is real. Use it everyday for work (and activities) haha.