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[–] [email protected] 69 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Having seen Devil's Tower in person I'm trying to envision how massive that tree would be

[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean? It’s clearly Photoshopped! The Earth is flat don’t you know?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

No the Earth was flat and then somebody cut down the yggdrasil, and the world curved under into a sphere to protect the seed of the next world tree until it is time for it to bloom

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago

Probably between 300 m and 2 km tall, based on some quick reading about how tree height scales with diameter.