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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (3 children)

It has never occurred to me to sit while wiping

[–] DadVolante 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

So you stand up and let the shit spread further?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (2 children)

More of a squat, I don't stand up straight or anything.

So the popular option is to continue sitting and put your hand under to wipe?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Lift just one side so your buttocks spread, then reach from the side to wipe. All the while, the seat carries (most of) your weight.

[–] DadVolante 3 points 6 months ago

I tilt one way.

Then wash my hands.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

Eat more fiber.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Same, thinking about it the idea of putting my hand in the bowl to do that is grossing me out too. Do you go in from the front or the back or do you kind of lean over?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I do a lean over, and I'll usually >!hold my cheeks apart so it doesn't mush the poop into my crack!<

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Interesting. I'm gonna go load up on taco bell for lunch so I can try this later.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

You're already sitting though...