this post was submitted on 27 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yeah nah. Kibble is for people whose minds I want to break.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I usually use corpses for that and save my kibble for the animals over winter.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Corpses are inefficient if you don't butcher and process them

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True, but its all about the aesthetics of eating your rotting friend because they had the audacity to raid my colony.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I usually go for processesing them into kibble route while the non-cannabal friendly colonists take a walk to the next colony over. If you cross me then my ducks will feast on your pulped and dried flesh. Thems the rules.