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[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago (3 children)

You can hope in one hand and shit in the other, see which one fills up first.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Oh my god, I did not expect to be hit with the wisdom stick THAT hard

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Don't worry it missed you.

Ayyylmao jk love you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Dare I ask which country speaks words that cannot be truer.

Edit: saw your instance...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

In sweden there is the same but with spit in one hand, wish in the other.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Sorry, sir, I like shit.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

That's right. It's from New Zealand.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

That is actually pretty funny.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

It's incredibly fun to drop on people when they innocently 'I hope blah blah blah.