this post was submitted on 23 May 2024
598 points (96.0% liked)

Greentext

4437 readers
1059 users here now

This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] Itte 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Wait for them to kick in. An hour should be plenty.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Okay they kicked in. What next?

[–] [email protected] -1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

If you still think it's a problem, call your psychiatrist and explain what's happening.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Psychiatrists can't help you with theseus gnomes, everyone knows that

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Just gift me the PC, I will protect it from the gnomes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Can't gift you the PC, it's no longer mine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Especially since they could swap out every part of your psychiatrist between appointments, and then they're not your psychiatrist anymore.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

And then the swapped psychiatrist will swap your meds thus doing the gnome's work by proxy

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago

I can attest that every theseus gnome problem I've ever had was resolved by a psychiatrist.