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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

the MPG would be horrid, but you can be sure they won't bitch about gas prices lmao.

[–] SomeAmateur 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

lol facts

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 months ago

i sure as hell wouldn't. I mean look at me, i'm living the dream, what do i have to complain about? Not living my life the way i please?