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It's only body shaming is they care.
Speaking as an Asian in a honky dong world: even if I gave a shit there's nothing I can do about it. Shame away, kings
Couple things super quick. 1) nothing screams "I don't care" like fighting someone for several lengthy replies and
When did I ever say only femmes are tasting my lumpia? C'mon, homie. My diminutive oriental dingus is less lonely than you think.
I've never had a problem with my race. Reading your weird rebuttal makes me feel downright chauvanistic. 2 quips is "several lengthy replies" if you're not genetically predisposed to be good at math, i guess
Bruh I got you and rab mixed up. This is why I try not to comment once my ADHD meds wear off.
I just want to repeat the phrase "honky dong." Thank you.