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Anon tells a story about president Taft (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Everybody remembers "a man, a plan, a canal: Panama" but nobody remembers "Taft: fat".

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Taft fat is a palindrome.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Taft fat is a palindrome is not a palindrome.

[–] jxk 4 points 6 months ago

Taft fat is a palindrome is not a palindrome, says Dr. Dsyase Mordnila Patonsie Mordnila Pasi Taft fat.

[–] Ghyste 5 points 6 months ago

I would argue that many people remember that Taft got stuck in the White House bathtub and had it replaced with one more suitable for his size.