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[–] [email protected] 116 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Acts 4:34-36

"For there was not a needy person among them, for all who were owners of land or houses would sell them and bring the proceeds of the sales and lay them at the apostles’ feet, and they would be distributed to each as any had need."

They mean this Christianity, right???

[–] [email protected] 50 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Somehow that translates to you have to give 10% of your income to Pastor Brian. Any other form of charity is great but you should still give Pastor Brian his 10% because he's doing a lot by telling you to give him 10% of your income.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (2 children)

The vast majority of pastors are volunteers or bi-vocational. And yes there are abuses. But also lots of them giving their time and resources to care for the under-resourced. My church''s sr. pastor is going from full time to bi-vocational this year because inflation hit the church and his family. But our church distributed 12 million pounds of food since covid

[–] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Ok? So now he's earned 10% of my income?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The tithe doesn't go to a pastor, it goes to fund the whole ministry. People working full time deserve a living wage, he's no different. Most Christians don't tithe anyway, it's usually 15% of the people giving 85% of the funds.

Our church distributed those millions of pounds of food on a $350k total budget each year which includes still paying mortgage on an under-maintained property. The total payroll and benefits for two full time and four part time staff was $165k last year. I don't think they're robbing people who chose to support that.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

I really not sure your point. Does acts tell you that God requires you to give 10% of your income?

Your church sounds like an outlier. Many of the church I've seen have been seeded by larger churches and ministries which they are then indebted to. Most of which would not be so forthcoming with their financials.

Thats not the question though. Why is it a church would say that tithing 10% of your income is a requirement?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Because it's a tradition from the old testament that some (by no means all) churches use. It's nowhere near as universal as your own anecdotal references seem to imply.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Yours is the only ethical church.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

X-ist dog whistles are fun huh?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Maybe try researching church finances instead of going by the assumption that they're greedy because they're asking for money and look like your enemy.

EDIT: Sorry, I forgot it's a not-good to ask someone to do research without demonstrating my own. Unfortunately, I have other things I should be doing than research right now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

The vast majority of religious workers are akin to workers at a scam call centre. Selling you "thoughts and prayers" and guilt tripping you to give them money. Basically fooling you into something non-existent.

Scammers also give a lot of their time and resource and work full-time. I guess they deserve a living wage too, huh?

The only thing they need is run a pretend-charity, community service and food drives?

You sure seem to like your make-belief system where you think they are net-positive to the community. I'm sure a you would feel the same about scam call centres, if only they could upgrade their PR with some charity. All that without all the violent history.

But oh no, they're brown people in a third-world shithole… so that's a pass. I love my own pretend-charity cult with supreme people.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

There is definitely predation on 3rd-world countries by the centralized religions.

"Join us and we can get you + converted family jobs.We can get you loans. You will get money from us."

Then 1 year later ... " You need to pay back what we did for you ... pay up every week"

"Did you just try to runaway ? We will now track your every move... pay us or ELSE!"

[–] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago (2 children)

“From each according to his ability, to each according to his need.” – sounds familiar 🤔

[–] [email protected] 28 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oh yeah there’s a reason a chunk of early communists were Christian pacifists

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

Thanks for adding those links.

It's annoying how many people are ignorant of the history of the Left.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

Christian communism is a theological view (with some historic precedent) that believes Jesus and his apostles were the first communists, so the overlap is clearly there.