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Apple destroyed a thousand dollars worth of thrift-store finds and people are sincerely mad about that?

Bitching about iPad versus iPod is just bitching about... computers. It's a fucking tablet. Those have uses. They are in fact advertised on those uses - that's all the shit getting crushed by a hydraulic press.

Figma is an interface design tool. It's how task-specific tools get made. It also works over the internet. Big whoop.

Ohhh, this is the Sneer Club instance. That explains the almost-reasonable criticism sprinkled atop incomprehensible cynicism. Performative eye-rolling is the only thing that makes you happy.