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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon seeks enlightenment (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Buy a season pass to unlock enlightenment and other perks on day one!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Buy a yearly pass to get 50% off Perks:

Day 1 enlightenment

Always on right side of the dual justice system

Hedgefund deposits and inherit home when you reach level 18

Only deal with 1st world problems

Someone else pays your taxes