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In announcing changes to the school lunches programme, David Seymour said kids would no longer be served ‘woke’ foods. To clear up any confusion, The Spinoff has compiled a guide to the wokeness levels of some common food items.

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Curry is woke! Finally someone said it!

... it's because it's foreign and makes my mouth feel burning. I don't like it. I'm glad someone is finally standing up to this woke nonsense invading our culture!

...holy shit, I was pretending but are these guys just afraid of being colonized? It's like a projection of a fear of being on the other side of the historical fence, a subconscious history they can't acknowledge so it comes out as a fear of foriegn things they don't understand being in control of their "new world"

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah fuck curry! I want real American food, like pizza, or tacos!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Yes! Or that stuff from 80s movies... That they had at the end of long business meetings: Chinese take out!

So much better than foriegn foods like German Hamburgers or French fries.

Nah: Real American food like freedom fries!