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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Get the Super Soakers ready, and fill them with saltwater!

Electronics really don't like saltwater...

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, you'll want some electromagnets and Faraday cages to disable them. Salt water is too easy to protect against.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I think bullets would work fine

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

This assumes your reactions are better than a machine. You need something that disables the machine passively.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Like an artillery shell?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Bucket of paint?