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[–] CaptDust 99 points 9 months ago (1 children)

“My brain worm was not weak and small, it was so big that Timothee fucking Chalamet could have ridden it across my brain,” said an enraged Kennedy Jr.

LMFAO

[–] Tar_alcaran -3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Like Trump could pronounce "Chalamet"

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 months ago

"said an enraged Kennedy Jr."