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[–] [email protected] 64 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Well then maYBE YOU SHOULDN'T ACTIVATE MY INSTINCTIVE FEAR RESPONSE BY MOVING SO DAMN FAST!

[–] [email protected] 40 points 6 months ago (3 children)

see, jumping spiders understand this. they recognize that we're effectively gods and their lives are entirely in our hands, so they damn well stand still and try to look non-threatening.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Until the jumping

The jumping

[–] [email protected] 22 points 6 months ago

At least they have the decency to try to look cute! House centipedes just come right out with "You can hate me but you'll never catch me fuckers!" as they damn near burn a track into the floor

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Jumping spiders are so cute. I taught my 5 year old to call them "spider bros."

He does not know what a bro is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

That is so cute. Thanks for making me smile today; I needed it.

[–] threelonmusketeers 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Is there a spider bro sublemmy yet?

Edit: There is! [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

At least they can't fly. Yet.