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Drew Barrymore Reveals She Accidentally Left Her "Sex List" at Danny DeVito's House (www.marieclaire.com)

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

“Hey babe. I made a mistake. I want to get back together.”

“Sure no problem! Me too! I just need to plow through this list of dudes I’m gonna fuck first.”

Seems like an awfully shitty thing to do to someone that’s genuinely interested in you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

You cheat on someone: you're a worthless piece of shit.

You don't get back together with someone because you want to have sex with other people first: you're sad and creepy.

One can never win when it comes to sex in a puritanical society, unless they very faithfully only have sex with one person.

[+] [email protected] -18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Right and clearly women sleeping with more men devalues them? Or what is your problem?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

My point is if I’m interested in someone (man or women) I’m going to have zero interest in waiting for them to fuck a bunch of people first.

Why would I? I clearly don’t mean anything to you if you need to fuck a bunch of people first.

You just be young or have never been in a loving relationship before.

If I told my girlfriend right before I started dating her that before we start I need to go bang 15 women, should have told me to get lost. And rightfully so.

I can’t help but find this to be a sad reality.

[+] [email protected] -12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Lol I am not young and have been in several decade-long relationships but sure go ahead assuming.

I clearly don’t mean anything to you if you need to fuck a bunch of people first.

Thats the real sad mindset I think. You are clearly tying value to number of sexual partners.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

lol no. Has nothing to do with valuing number of partners. It’s that I don’t want the woman I love fucking other people.

Is it really that hard to understand? Good lord.