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[–] Shiggles 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

That’s not how assumptions work though. You might be “pleasantly surprised”, then the guy realizes “wow, I super hated being treated like that just for being male” and wisely stays the fuck away.

[–] starman2112 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Ask any woman, they'll let you know that some guys take that "wow, I super hated being treated like that" and don't wisely stay the fuck away. Someone who cannot empathize with the caution women have to show around strangers is probably not the best partner anyway.

[–] Shiggles 1 points 7 months ago

“Caution” alone is fine, it’s cute you think that’s the extent of what gets justified by that line of thinking.