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Brakes just slow you down anyway...
It's all a conspiracy promoted by big slow to sell less fast!
Woah . . .
You jest but you just know there's Muskrats out there that would say this without a shred of irony.
I drive a 2 stroke Honda dirt bike without a rear brake and say that unironically
I hope the front isn't a drum brake at least
Front disk is all I need. Rear drum doesn't work with the clusterfuck of different year parts its made from so I need $40 for a rear disk. Fuck that. I'd rather have 2 30 racks. That's more fun for more people.
Drive fast and break things!
Heeeeeell yeah brother