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An otter in California that keeps bullying people off of their surfboards has been too quick for wildlife officials to catch (www.insider.com)

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

...otters have no real defence to being punched hard in the face...

[–] MelastSB 10 points 1 year ago

Except their natural cuteness

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Other than a whole body of water and years of mischief experience. Are you punching the otter, or is it just its after-image..?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Otters are fucking savage too, they will otterly mess you up.