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🎵What do you get, when you never diet? 🎵 (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

Oom-pa, loom-pa! Doop-a-dee dest.

She, was, rea-lly de-pressed.

Oom-pa, loom-pa! Doop-a-dee dist!

Should-ah, gone-to, see-a the-ra-ah-pist!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

rea-lly

I want you to know that read this like Ace Ventura to make the cadence work.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I know it's a bit of a joke considering the post but I hope you're ok. Just in case it's not joke, if you need a hand getting to a therapist or just to vent I'm here to listen.