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Can I lick it? (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 56 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (4 children)

That's hilarious because me and my brother licked lead fishing weights for fun as a child. It's probably why I'm retarded.

Can someone make one for suitability as dildo material?

Edit: Here it is, chumps

[–] threelonmusketeers 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How is bromine "probably fine"? It should be in the rectal damage section.

Calcium should probably be in the "Ow, my ass" section.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

There are a bunch wrong. Feel free to go crazy with it.

Edit: NEW VERSION IS UP Yay

[–] threelonmusketeers 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Better, but still a few issues.

Promethium, radium, curium, and Californium are all radioactive enough to cause rectal damage. Conversely, I don't think phosphorus (black or red) or selenium are reactive enough to cause much harm.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Thank you for your contributions to this

[–] threelonmusketeers 1 points 4 months ago

You're welcome!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

awesome contribution

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A nobel prize would be given to a lot more of those. Especially those naturally brittle or liquid.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I guess it's only implied but any liquid is inserted as a solid - e.i. below its melting point. It's assumed anything crumbly has a suitable binding agent.

A few of them are definitely wrong as has been pointed out to me but I'm glad we're all learning about science!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Gallium would be an interesting suppository.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Magnificent!