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And they give you a lead vest to cover Your balls, but nothing to cover your head.
It's actually really logical.
Your Balls constantly store and generate new DNA, which can easily be destroyed by X-Rays. Your Brain doesn't really.
So your Balls are really vulnerable to X-Ray, while your brain isn't
Also: where pee is stored. And we can't be irradiating that, or have we so soon forgotten?
The last thing we want is a repeat of the Night of the Living Piss
Gotta protect vital organs.
Bones block x rays better than the thin skin around your nuts
That’s why I had a scrotal bone installed. Pure lead. My balls is like Magneto down there.
Think of the children!
I recently got my hips xrayed and I got zero protection for the boys.
Because X-ray can not penetrate bones?
But can it penetrate boners?
It depends how hard boners are.
What about squishy, juicy eyeballs? Or the back of your throat, for dental X-rays?