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....how do vegans know what meaty humans taste like?
You could look at veganism as the practice of avoiding products from animals that can't consent, which doesn't necessarily take cannibalism off the table.
Rammstein in the distance
Well, that would make some very interesting "consenting" cheese.
Love me some queso de mamacita
Veganism is about not harming the innocent. Animals are capable of violence, but they cannot be evil (except for geese). Therefore a vegan is free to eat humans and geese, as long as they're evil.
Oral was what I thought the implication was. Lithi-cum ion batteries lol
Isn’t semen an animal product?
Yeah but humans can give consent about the extraction process and how it is used after
Unless it's a chinese communist milking farm! /s
Can a parrot give permission to each them?
A parrot mimics language but doesn't speak it.
What’s the difference?
They don't understand language. They can't consent. Like a baby the mimics words and we cheer when they get it right, but parrots never understand the words. Same with gorillas.
Are you saying we shouldn’t eat babies?
No,
Wait, we shouldn’t eat them or you’re not saying that?
are you saying we shouldn't milk gorillas
Well, when a mommy vegan and a daddy vegan love each other very much...
Unlike sexuality, vegans aren't born that way. It's usually by choice later in life, and a lot of vegans grew up not being vegan.
Raw (2016) is a documentary about this