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[–] [email protected] 55 points 10 months ago (5 children)

....how do vegans know what meaty humans taste like?

[–] wander1236 94 points 10 months ago (3 children)

You could look at veganism as the practice of avoiding products from animals that can't consent, which doesn't necessarily take cannibalism off the table.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 10 months ago

Rammstein in the distance

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Well, that would make some very interesting "consenting" cheese.

Love me some queso de mamacita

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Veganism is about not harming the innocent. Animals are capable of violence, but they cannot be evil (except for geese). Therefore a vegan is free to eat humans and geese, as long as they're evil.

[–] BigFatNips 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Oral was what I thought the implication was. Lithi-cum ion batteries lol

[–] [email protected] 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Isn’t semen an animal product?

[–] [email protected] 52 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Yeah but humans can give consent about the extraction process and how it is used after

[–] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

Unless it's a chinese communist milking farm! /s

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Can a parrot give permission to each them?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A parrot mimics language but doesn't speak it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 10 months ago (2 children)

They don't understand language. They can't consent. Like a baby the mimics words and we cheer when they get it right, but parrots never understand the words. Same with gorillas.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Are you saying we shouldn’t eat babies?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Wait, we shouldn’t eat them or you’re not saying that?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 10 months ago

are you saying we shouldn't milk gorillas

[–] zarkanian 10 points 10 months ago

Well, when a mommy vegan and a daddy vegan love each other very much...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago

Unlike sexuality, vegans aren't born that way. It's usually by choice later in life, and a lot of vegans grew up not being vegan.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 months ago

Raw (2016) is a documentary about this