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Keeping the chicken in the oven could lead to nasty bugs
That's not true. Chickens are fantastic at getting rid of bugs.
Got a tick problem? Not anymore.
However you will now have rodent problems and require something to take care of that: Terriers are great at that. So are cats.
...she swallowed the horse to catch the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the goat, she swallowed the goat to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider (that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her), she swallowed the spider to catch the fly. I don't know why she swallowed the fly. Perhaps she'll die. 🤷🏻♂️
For the first few words, I thought this was going a very different direction
chicken got you covered on that front too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iubf1oJdQQQ
Will they eat the rodents? Yes. They will eat anything. edible or not.
Will you still have a rodent problem? Yes you will.