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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Program in assembly, 40 columns is plenty. You just need an awful lot of rows.

[–] Jocker 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

We need the same monitor, vertically!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Samsung 55" Oddity in 'cockpit' mode has you covered.

[–] learningduck 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Just think of that hurt my neck. Imagine have to constantly look upward.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same monitor, just rotate it.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you don't use a vertical monitor I don't consider you a real programmer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Joke's on you: I don't consider myself a real programmer either

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

As someone that first learned to program in 8008 machine code, you aren't really wrong, but formatting is and always will be for the weak.