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Got so tired of casual sex that they created competitive ranked sex.
Ugh, I hate it when I'm just trying to have some casual, fun sex and some no-life loser starts yelling at me that she's actually Gold 3 at ranked sex in her main account before reporting me for "throwing"
Well honestly I have the skills of a diamond rank but the matchmaking keeps putting me in with silver rank teammates so I guess I'll never get out of (barely) gold
I'm not usually this bad at ranked orgies, the season meta just sucks
God I miss early Sex before oral and pronebone got nerfed to hell
😂 I feel you, oral was a big part of my range