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[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 5 months ago (1 children)

They need to shoulder bump too, otherwise they could just be former colleagues or perhaps two men who met for the first time yesterday.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago

Maybe an ass-tap just to be certain. A chest smooch couldn't hurt either.