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[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Excuse me sir, would you like 2000 of something?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I... Really wish I had been doing that on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

you were touched by the hand of Mitch