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Dr 4Chan's Medical Advice (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/greentext

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 7 months ago (13 children)

Makes me genuinely wonder.. I've donated blood for like 15 times now -- does that make my current blood less saturated with microplastics than if I hadn't?

[–] [email protected] 64 points 7 months ago (7 children)

No, because you eat and drink more microplastics to replenish yourself.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 7 months ago (4 children)

Donate 100% of blood, then fast. You'll be microplastic free for the rest of your life!