this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2024
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Soon: All ballpoint pens have a microscopic tracking code embossed into the ball like a stamp.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Switch out the pen every other line to keep the forensic team guessing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Instruction unclear, stocked up on crayons and got raided by the fbi for suspicion of wrongdoing.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Switch to felt tip or fountain pens (microdots in the ink!)